Updated Stats and Award Predictions

Steven "Uncle Chubby" Christensen has the clear lead for the batting title.

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Awards (As voted upon by 10 associated press writers)

MVP - Lauren Joh......hahahahaha. Steven "Don't call me obese" Christensen - 4 votes.
            Mandi - 3 votes
            Matt - 3 votes
            Larry - 1 vote
            Oscar - -14 votes

Odor - Steven - 10 votes plus one write-in ballot from President Obama

Fat - Steven - 10 votes plus 3 votes from the UMAA (United Mule Association of America)

Most Likely to End Season in Insane Asylum - Oscar - 9 votes
                                                                               Marc - 1 vote

Breast Size - Lauren - 10 votes plus 1 skid-marked pair of underwear 

Foreskin - Steven - 10 votes plus a bag of smegma

Somersault - Oscar - 10 votes

Most Likely to Attempt Aardvark Fornication - Jon - 11 votes

Most Likely to Swing Bat, Miss Ball, and Strike Umpire in Head Resulting in Death - Oscar - 10 votes