Foo Riots, Escapes

Meatballer enthusiast Orville Foo, the "first true Meatballer season ticket holder," started rioting during the teams 9-8 defeat on Monday evening to Operation Crossfit.

Foo

 

Foo, originally from Australia, began seeming out of sorts after Kurt Aschermann's 4th ground out to the pitcher. After screaming obscenities at Aschermann, he ripped off his vintage number 81 Aschermann replica jersey and tossed it into the crowd. He then ran through the fence and towards left field, screaming and waving his arms in the air maniacally. Aschermann reacted quickly, climbing a lamp pole in the outfield and waiting out the attack. After trying to shake Aschermann down, Foo saw the authorities approaching and retreated into the woods. 

Whether or not Foo will be in attendance at the next game is up in the air at this point.