Pregame message, 9/24/12

Meatballers, and also Steven -

1. Pregame walnuts will be provided. Limit 40 per person.
2. Professor Horace Bly is expected to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. Let's try to remember Mr. Bly was in the 1970s a respected member of society and that a person shouldn't be condemned for life for topless highway off-ramp juggling. Let's all act like adults, please.
3. Jon Scott's ankle socks will be auctioned off in the parking lot between games. The bidding starts at five peanut shells.
4. The game one opposing pitcher's name is going to be J.J. Pock whether we learn his real name or not.
5. I need at least one opposite field double.


thanks for your time and your efforts and the gas I siphoned from each of your cars.


- E. Shermer