I'm starting a new team to compete with the Meatballers. Here are some
of the advantages to being on my team, tentatively called Volleyball
Team:
1. Everyone can pitch. And by that I mean everyone can pitch at the same time. Imagine 12 people pitching at once. The batter won't know what to do and we'll be unstoppable.
2. You can be in more than one spot in the batting order. Want to bat
1st and 6th, or feel like hitting 3rd, 8th and 10th? Done. With hundreds
of fake names, hats and mustaches at my disposal, no one will know
what's going on.
3. Pregame hotdogs are on me, literally. I'll have hot dogs glued to my shirt and pants before each game.
"It's time to join a softball team that works."
- Future pitcher/clean up hitter Lauren Johnston
I look forward to seeing you at our first practice, February 7 on Marc Russo's front lawn.
- Oscar Rainbow
"Supporting Kurt Aschermann in his fight against evil Walrus invasion since 1967"
