Meatballers 12, Exide 11: All New Recap Format

Player of the Game: Sarah "RBI Machine" Kovacik

Fat Person of the Game: Meghann Quirk

Error in Judgment by Coach of the Game: Rainbow in Left Field

Defensive Play(s) of the Game: Coach (You know it.)

Biggest Loser: Lauren "Rhea Perlman" Johnston-Tolly

Best Looking in Meatballer Jersey of Game: Holly "Im bringing girls socks for coach next week" Hutson

Beer of the Game: Miller Lite

Best Beer Filler/Refiller: Jen Pardue

Biggest Redneck: Jon Scott

Best Timed Speed from First to Second - Steven "Black Hole" Christensen

RECAP

Apparently the Meatballer squad needs to take up beer drinking on game days. After years of ineptitude against their arch-nemesis Supercranks, the Meatballers were looking to finally pull off a W that was not aided by sexual favors to the other team.

The Meatballers took a new approach to their woes. The plan was as follows: Drink 25 beers amongst 6 Meatballers. Have your 3rd baseman wear as little clothing as possible pre-game. Purchase more beer to bring to game. Reek of sweated alcohol.

Well, the plan didnt start out so well. The Meatballers were down to their nemesis 11-2 before you could say "knee high socks are gay." Lets recap all of the blunders that took place in order for Exide to be able to take such an early lead:

- Rainbow drops fly ball.
- Rainbow drops another fly ball.
- Coach drops 2 fly balls.
- Quirk falls down, but bounces off of boobs and remains in stable condition.
- Steven realizes he dropped a nugget in his pants while walking/trotting between first and second base and is thrown out.
- Coach throws ball over 1st base into innocent spectator (condition of spectator unknown)
- Rainbow begins talking to himself in Left Field.

What a combination. Seemed almost guaranteed that the Meatballers new strategy had backfired, and rumblings of firing the coach/GM were being whispered in the crowd.

Somehow, though, down 11-6 in the bottom of the 7th, the Meatballers came back. Aided by an obese opposing pitcher who couldnt hit the strike zone, the Meatballers loaded the bases with noone out. A hit, a walk, and who knew - the Meatballers had done it again. A 1 run walk-off win.

Season Summary: 4 wins. 4 Run Differential. 7 Soiled Undergarments. 5 Fat People. 1 Half Naked Third Baseman.

More next week.